This is a blog for my thoughts, ideas and opinions. Warning to all Readers: The bad humor and politically incorrect posts may cause irritability, sleeplessness or athlete's foot after prolonged use. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental.
Monday, May 19, 2008
Separated at Birth? Part IV
You know, I actually like Hall & Oates. Granted, as a child of the 80's you have to like Maneater and Kiss on My List, so I might be biased. Well, here we see Hall & Oates separated at birth from Beavis & Butthead. Actually, Oates looks more like one of the Mike Judge characters, but still. What do you think?
Ooh Ooh here she comes, watch out boys she'll chew you up... Damn it, now that song is stuck in my head. By the way, Mike Judge lives in Austin, Texas because he is awesome.
Sunday, May 18, 2008
WTF?!?
I am going to start a new set of posts, called 'WTF?!?'. These will include my WTF moments. And here is my first one.
WTF is going on with Colin Farrell?!? I know he has lost weight for his role in Triage, but this is just wrong. Somebody get this guy some potatoes and Irish Stew, stat! He said in an interview that his weight loss is healthy... hmmm.... yeah, like Karen Carpenter healthy? He almost looks as bad as Christian Bale in The Machinist. I just hope his new film is better than Miami Vice. I do not know how that movie got any good reviews. It was 48% fresh when it came out.That movie is another WTF moment. The plot was weird and the dialog was inaudible. If you didn't see it you didn't miss a thing. It was horrible. Actually, has Colin Farrell been in any good movies?
Thursday, May 15, 2008
Work of Art
I thought I would share a truly amazing postcard I bought from the Museum of Contemporary Art in Chicago. The artist used multiple images of the sky and composed this picture. The artist is Ken Fandell and the title is, Days and Nights, Dawns and Dusk, east and West, North and South, Mine and Yours.
The actual picture at the museum is stunning. It is very large and you leave the exhibit feeling in awe. I am not sure if this piece is still at the MCA in Chicago, but if it is I suggest taking the time to see it.
Saturday, May 10, 2008
Separated at Birth? Part III
Thursday, May 8, 2008
Separated at Birth? Part II
Tuesday, May 6, 2008
Jana Montana
What's the fun of knowing a little Photoshop if you can't humiliate your co-workers? Exactly, it's no fun. So, fellow Austinite trapped in Illinois, Jana takes the wrath of Melly Button and is transformed into Jana Montana. I particularly like the cloned hair on her shoulder that looks like cheap extensions, in true Cyrus family form. Doesn't this pic just break your achy heart?
Separated at Birth? Part I
I love separated at birth photos, and I am usually pretty good at matching people up. Here is one I saw while watching Hell's Kitchen. What do y'all think?
How did y'all like the twist with Matt at the end of the show? I like what Ben said, 'Matt is pretty much a bitch so he can be on the girl's team". Ouch Ben, ouch... but truer words have never been spoken.
Matt from Hell's Kitchen and Sam the Eagle from The Muppet Show, separated at birth?
Monday, May 5, 2008
Sunday, May 4, 2008
Iron Man
Saturday, May 3, 2008
Random Musings
I think I want to put my random photoshopped pictures here and anything else non-Germany related. So, here is the first post. This is a picture of Jesse as John Locke. If you don't watch Lost then you are missing out on the best show on TV right now. This wasn't done with Photoshop, it was done with a really cheap editing program and I did it a couple years ago, so it doesn't fit my standards now- but it's pretty funny anyhow. The joke with this is that I used the same cut-out of Jesse's face and put it onto different bodies.... hmmm... actually, that doesn't sound very funny does it?