Sunday, April 26, 2009

Beatle Hairdos & Setting Patterns


Did you know that the Beatle shag was in the style of an existing French hairstyle? George Harrison cut his hair in the style first and the other Beatles made fun of him. It was about a year later they all decided to get their hair stlyed the same way.
That is your Beatles trivia for the day.

N64 Bong


So many thoughts just flooded my mind! Oh the possibilities!!

Sexual Harrasment

Is this why there are random banana peels through the marketing department?

Friday, April 24, 2009

Hover Cat

Because we have all wondered what the underneath of a cat looks like whilst in 'hen' form or 'torpedo kitty' form. Well, that's what we call it in our house.

Thursday, April 23, 2009

2010 Ford Fusion, Awesome


I never ever thought I would think a Ford was awesome... well at least a part of the car is. Check out the LCD instrument panel.

Ford has revealed an innovative LCD gauge cluster called SmartGauge with EcoGuide that will debut in the 2010 Ford Fusion Hybrid and Mercury Milan Hybrid. It uses two, high-res, full-color LCD screens display on either side of the analog speedometer that can be configured to show different levels of information, including fuel and battery power levels, average and instant miles-per-gallon. Growing leaves and vines track and reward the driver's efficiency. "If you drive efficiently, the vines and leaves will grow lush, which is a very creative way of better engaging drivers in getting the most out of their hybrids." Pretty and cool.

Cookie Crack


Wow, that's rough. Would that be crack or heroin that is heated in a spoon? Well, Cookie Crack has better alliteration if it is actually heroin.

BILF


This looks like something you can get at Merry Ann's.

15 seconds of Waterboarding? Sure, no problem

I wasn't even sure what waterboarding was per se. This is a nifty little video of a Playboy journalist (is that an oxymoron?) being waterboarded and he bets he can last 15 seconds. Can he make it?

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Chuck Norris Action Jeans


Hells Yeah! Won't Bind Your Legs! How can refuse this offer?

Tom Arnold, Doing it Wrong; Elvis, Doing it Right



OK, if Tom Arnold is pushing that chick's head down then maybe he is the one doing it right.

Sea World WTF?!?!?!


If this isn't shopped then it is the best picture ever!!! If it is shopped, then it is still pretty cool.

Whitest Kids U Know

The Slow Jerk- this is quite hilarious, no bad language but not be SFW

Communism, Hypnotism and the... wait, what?


I am reading a great biography about John Lennon right now. If this was still the Bush administration my name would totally be on a list.

Oh Barney, Why?


He should know better than to violate his parole like that.

Sunday, April 19, 2009

WiiSpray

WANT!!!


Please tell me this is real!!

Extract Trailer, new film by Mike Judge

Office Space is a classic movie. I have been dying for Mike Judge to do something else- this looks like it will be great.

Old School Video Games


This is so awesome. I don't remember EVER seeing one of these in an arcade. Has anyone else seen one or were the ones with a viewing screen at the top rare?

This is a Manly Photo

There is nothing gay at all about this photo.

Not a shred of weird homoerotic stuff. This is just two buds hanging out, showing off their trucks...naked...
(and you gotta love the 'You Can't Touch This' shield on the truck. That is in no way a double entendre. Nope. Not at all.)

Learning the Guitar...Well Enough to Get You Laid

Please take a moment to get a pad & pencil, or writing utensil of your choice. And, let the learning begin.

Elephants Never Forget


In honor of the DeLahr's special trip to the zoo this weekend. Brandie, remember to pack a shank when you visit the elephants.

Free Condom


Don't blame me if she ends up pregnant.

Power Glove


God I wanted one of these soooo bad. Any readers ever have one?

Saturday, April 18, 2009

Berenstain Bears


Even the mom is laughing at Brother Bear.

You will never be as cool as this guy

Or as cool as the girl for that matter.

I don't think muscles should bulge that way. Well, with all the roids this guy is on he is lucky he has a bulge at all. (that was a reference to his small penis)

Life of Christ in Cats


There is a 99% chance that a co-worker of mine has this in a curio cabinet somewhere.

Camoflage


I was almost sold, but he really should have taken that extra step to wear Camo socks with his sandals.

Lisa Frank

Anyone else remember Lisa Frank???

Amazing Lineup


I could go to this concert and then die happy. Jesse, even the Eagles of Death Metal are on this!

Gangster FAIL


I remember these picture places at the mall; however I don't ever remember the optional AK-47 package.

A dash of coke, a pinch of heroin

Want.

Can you imagine having guests over and totally using these with a straight face. Oh, my potato could use a little something extra, grandma please pass the heroin.

Toddler of the 80's


Back in the 80's a toddler could rock a mullet and drink beer; not so much these days.

Emo 4 Obama


Obama was briefly a member of Fall Out Boy.

Thursday, April 16, 2009

Flu Shot


Holy Shit!!!!! ARRRHGHGGHH!!!! ARHGHGHHHHH!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!

Fact

WANT.

Jim: [dressed like Dwight] Question: What kind of bear is best?
Dwight: That's a ridiculous question...
Jim: False. Black bear.
Dwight: That's debatable, there are basically two schools of thought...
Jim: Fact: Bears eat beets. Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica.
Dwight: Bears do not...what is going on?!? What are you doing?!?