Watch this video and then NEVER let your kids play WoW.
I mean, holy crap, seriously.
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Saturday, June 27, 2009
Thursday, June 25, 2009
Classic Michael
Each one has about 20 seconds of commercial at the beginning... worth it though, just to reminisce.
I am so shocked
I know all the bizarre and weird stuff Michael Jackson has done in the past 20 years, but it doesn't mean I still can't remember what he was before- an icon. It sounds stupid to say, maybe, but his music was such a big part of my childhood that I just can't hate on the guy. And now he is dead and it seems so surreal; seriously...
Michael Jackson has Died
LOS ANGELES – Michael Jackson, the moonwalking former child star who became known the world over as the "King of Pop" before his life and career deteriorated in a freakish series of scandals, died Thursday, a person with knowledge of the situation told The Associated Press. He was 50. The person said Jackson died in a Los Angeles hospital. The person was not authorized to speak publicly and requested anonymity.
The circumstances of his death were not immediately clear. Jackson was not breathing when Los Angeles Fire Department paramedics responded to a call at his Los Angeles home about 12:30 p.m., Capt. Steve Ruda told the Los Angeles Times. The paramedics performed CPR and took him to UCLA Medical Center, Ruda told the newspaper.
Jackson's death brought a tragic end to a long, bizarre, sometimes farcical decline from his peak in the 1980s, when he was popular music's premier all-around performer, a uniter of black and white music who shattered the race barrier on MTV, dominated the charts and dazzled even more on stage.
He was perhaps the most exciting performer of his generation, known for his feverish, crotch-grabbing dance moves, his high-pitched voice punctuated with squeals and titters. His single sequined glove and tight, military-style jacket were trademarks second only to his ever-changing, surgically altered appearance. Over the years, his skin became lighter and his nose narrower.
Officially Licensed Michael Jordan Comic
Amen!
I think Beverly does horrible things to her dummy, Erick; and I don't mean record an album named Amen!
Kathie Lee is Crazy
Jesse and I have wondered if the Kathie Lee skits on SNL are accurate... they are.
Wednesday, June 24, 2009
Explaining Sex via LP
Evel Knievel Sky Sicle
Could this kid be any effing creepier?
Hey Brandie, do you know what kind of foods are penis shaped?
The Best Kinds!
Northern Sun Ad
The chick in the bottom row looks like she is in Pain to be there! I thought it was funny. This is from an e-mail I got from Northern Sun today.
Tuesday, June 23, 2009
Monday, June 22, 2009
The 80's, Hellz Yeah!
1. Lee Jeans, check
2. Black leather jacket in Members Only style, check
3. Framed picture of a DeLorean, check
4. Feathered Hair, check
5. Wispy Mustache, check
6. Line of cocaine on a Coca-Cola brand mirror, check
2. Black leather jacket in Members Only style, check
3. Framed picture of a DeLorean, check
4. Feathered Hair, check
5. Wispy Mustache, check
6. Line of cocaine on a Coca-Cola brand mirror, check
Friday, June 19, 2009
Thursday, June 18, 2009
Wanted, Lil Wayne!
Craiglist has everything you could possibly need, including an old Jewish man that raps, I mean mumbles, like Lil Wayne.
Young Money Baby!
Monday, June 15, 2009
I miss old sexist cartoons!
I really do! Sometimes on Cartoon Network they play old Warner Bros marathons.
Canadian Milk Commercials
These are hilarious.
Way better than the Got Milk ads.
Way better than the Got Milk ads.
Magical, Assical Wand
Is this real??
WTF... how about a Bidet people? North America is the only place without Bidets being common... well here and remote parts of Africa- wait what, even Africa has them? OK, I give up.
WTF... how about a Bidet people? North America is the only place without Bidets being common... well here and remote parts of Africa- wait what, even Africa has them? OK, I give up.
Sunday, June 14, 2009
Let the Bodies Hit the Floor
Benny Hinn, the ultimate charlatan and Jesse's FAVE televangelist.
Music for Hangovers
Wednesday, June 10, 2009
Monday, June 8, 2009
Sunday, June 7, 2009
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