Sunday, July 26, 2009

LOST Spoilers from Comic Con 2009

Commercial Promos from the 2009 Comic Con in San Diego- the Hurley commercial is AWESOME!
So, what does this mean?

Reason #261 NOT to get Sloppy Drunk & Pass Out


Love the Lollipops in the ass crack, it takes it that extra step and shows how much your friends care about you.

Papoose Board

Good for immobilizing and crucifying!

Mental Note- register for one of these at Babies R Us if I am ever preggers

Meet Maru

This cat is hilarious. I have seen several of the Maru videos and I laugh at each one. I'll share this one with you. Maru is a Scottish Fold and now I want.

BEST Wedding Entrance EVER


1. Watch for Phil Collins in the mid-beginning
2. I love it when white people dance
3. Call me a girl, but I actually teared up when the bride made her entrance (only slightly)- why you say, well because it makes me happy to see a couple that isn't afraid to be non-conventional and express how happy they are on their wedding day.

Totally Busted!

When you see it...

(Since this is NSFW I have made it small, you will need to click on the picture to see)

Pondercat will Ponder


And when he is done pondering he will hack up a furball on your carpet and not have the decency to hack it up 6 inches further so it lands on the linoleum.

Want vs Need


It's true, you don't realize what you would do for syrup until you find yourself on your knees in an alley behind 7-11... oh, I think I've said to much...

Catburger


I laughed out loud at this one. I guess because my cat is just as lazy, but maybe not lazy enough to let adorn her with hamburgers.

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Pwned


A definition for the N00bz-

A corruption of the word "Owned." This originated in an online game called Warcraft, where a map designer misspelled "owned." When the computer beat a player, it was supposed to say, so-and-so "has been owned."

Instead, it said, so-and-so "has been pwned."

It basically means "to own" or to be dominated by an opponent or situation, especially by some god-like or computer-like force.
"Man, I rock at my job, but I still got a bad evaluation. I was pwned."

OR

"That team totally pwned us."

For the Brinkasaurus- Common pronunciations include "pone", "pawn", "puh-own", and "pwen".[9]

See also

Soup's On!


Awww, well that's just not cool.

Tha Popa seza No!


God will protect you from AIDS and unwanted pregnancies!

Amsterdam?


I can only guess this is in Amsterdam or maybe Canada...

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Sticky Paper Towels


Duh, they go in the trash can of the person in the cube next to you, not the toilet. Sheesh.

As a matter of fact, yes!


This sign confuses me (not hard to do though).

Amish Prom


Can the Amish even dance or is that just Baptists?

This picture grosses me out

So of course I want to share it with you!

Grad Shirt


Anyone remember having a set of encyclopedias? Book reports? Anyone?
I took a class and the prof actually had to remind the class that Wikipedia was not a valid source to cite information in our research papers!
All I have to say is, "Rarely do we ask the question: 'Is our children learning?' "

Snuggle Me NOW Beyotch!!!!!


Jesse, do you see now why I fear snuggles?!