Thursday, June 25, 2009

Classic Michael

Each one has about 20 seconds of commercial at the beginning... worth it though, just to reminisce.


I am so shocked

I know all the bizarre and weird stuff Michael Jackson has done in the past 20 years, but it doesn't mean I still can't remember what he was before- an icon. It sounds stupid to say, maybe, but his music was such a big part of my childhood that I just can't hate on the guy. And now he is dead and it seems so surreal; seriously...

Michael Jackson has Died


LOS ANGELES – Michael Jackson, the moonwalking former child star who became known the world over as the "King of Pop" before his life and career deteriorated in a freakish series of scandals, died Thursday, a person with knowledge of the situation told The Associated Press. He was 50. The person said Jackson died in a Los Angeles hospital. The person was not authorized to speak publicly and requested anonymity.
The circumstances of his death were not immediately clear. Jackson was not breathing when Los Angeles Fire Department paramedics responded to a call at his Los Angeles home about 12:30 p.m., Capt. Steve Ruda told the Los Angeles Times. The paramedics performed CPR and took him to UCLA Medical Center, Ruda told the newspaper.
Jackson's death brought a tragic end to a long, bizarre, sometimes farcical decline from his peak in the 1980s, when he was popular music's premier all-around performer, a uniter of black and white music who shattered the race barrier on MTV, dominated the charts and dazzled even more on stage.
He was perhaps the most exciting performer of his generation, known for his feverish, crotch-grabbing dance moves, his high-pitched voice punctuated with squeals and titters. His single sequined glove and tight, military-style jacket were trademarks second only to his ever-changing, surgically altered appearance. Over the years, his skin became lighter and his nose narrower.

Summer Reading List

The Best Problem I Could Ever Have

Officially Licensed Michael Jordan Comic


This is not.

Childhood

My Posse Rolls with tha Dark Side

Daily Dose of Cute


And he's playing a Nintendo DS, a cat after my own heart!

Amen!


I think Beverly does horrible things to her dummy, Erick; and I don't mean record an album named Amen!

Bonzo the Face Painting Clown


Hire him for your kid's next birthday party!!

Kathie Lee is Crazy

Jesse and I have wondered if the Kathie Lee skits on SNL are accurate... they are.

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

To Hell with the Beatles



I like that Beatles is in air quotes- "Beatles"

Let Me Touch Him


Great name for the album fellas.
I just hope these guys aren't Catholic.
ZING!

Officially Licensed Family Guy Apparel


This is not.

Explaining Sex via LP


I hope my dad liked his father's day gift. It was a little awkward listening to this with Jesse in the room...

Evel Knievel Sky Sicle


Could this kid be any effing creepier?
Hey Brandie, do you know what kind of foods are penis shaped?
The Best Kinds!

Northern Sun Ad


The chick in the bottom row looks like she is in Pain to be there! I thought it was funny. This is from an e-mail I got from Northern Sun today.

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Monday, June 22, 2009

The 80's, Hellz Yeah!

1. Lee Jeans, check
2. Black leather jacket in Members Only style, check
3. Framed picture of a DeLorean, check
4. Feathered Hair, check
5. Wispy Mustache, check
6. Line of cocaine on a Coca-Cola brand mirror, check

Timmay

Like Kitteh but better.

Star Wars Guitar Hero

Fr, Francium

Named after France, rare, unstable and has no known uses.
ZING!

Lost characters Simpsonized

Duuuuuuude.

Ringo LaBeouf


How does Ringo Starr look like Shia LaBeouf?

The Apocalypse is nigh.

Hairless Cat


How long did you look at the cat before you noticed the peen in the reflection of the window?!?

Deep Thoughts


Things that make you go hmmm.

Dinner at Dino's


Just a normal dinner at the Villagran household.

Monday, June 15, 2009

I miss old sexist cartoons!


I really do! Sometimes on Cartoon Network they play old Warner Bros marathons.

Canadian Milk Commercials

These are hilarious.

Way better than the Got Milk ads.

DeadLine: Stop Motion Awesomeness

Want Post-Its.

Bang-Yao Liu’s @ Savannah College of Art and Design

Magical, Assical Wand

Is this real??

WTF... how about a Bidet people? North America is the only place without Bidets being common... well here and remote parts of Africa- wait what, even Africa has them? OK, I give up.

Sunday, June 14, 2009

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor


Benny Hinn, the ultimate charlatan and Jesse's FAVE televangelist.

Brave Kitten


Your dose of cute for the day.

Who Sez You Can't?


Perfect Father's Day gift!

McCartney throws a cat


(or has a cat thrown at him; or the cat is a Beatles fan and is attacking him)

McCartney with a Mullet

Not even Paul can pull of a Mullet.

Little Storm Troopers are the cutest


(And I don't mean the Nazi kind)

Yodeling Praises


Someone needs to tell Princess Ramona that even the Lord hates yodeling. He told me so.

Music for Hangovers

I am going to start posting odd album covers. There are tons.

My fave is the one cheek on, one cheek off approach.