Sunday, January 31, 2010

Tony Soprano // Where the Wild Things Are

We were all freaked out when we saw the trailer for WtWTA and heard Tony Soprano's voice. Of course this was inevitable- scenes from the film dubbed with lines from the Sopranos. Pretty funny stuff.

Saturday, January 30, 2010

How to Report the News

This is really funny and so true. Guess the news is the same shite across the pond as well.

Rare Photos of Celebs

Tim Roth
Was Tim Roth in a Boy Band?

John Lennon, Andy Warhol & Yoko Ono

The oddest threesome ever?

Christopher Walken
Creeptastic.

George Clooney
Oh that's just hilarious.

Sean Connery
This one weirds me out for some reason...

Link to MORE

Friday, January 29, 2010

Any Irish LOST Fans Out There?

This post is for you.



Has it been ages since your last supply crate drop? Are you running out of tasty Dharma Beer? If so, use these Dharma Beer label covers to mask over the labels of other, inferior, beers and your party guests will be none the wiser!
Simply DOWNLOAD this handy PDF, print it out, then cut or fold along the center line and affix to your favorite non-Dharma beverage! Works with bottles or cans

Augmented Reality Harry Potter Map = Awesome

Taking a page from the cartography book of mischeif managers Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs, USA Today have released an augmented reality map featuring a 3D layout of Universal Orlando Resort’s much-anticipated new attraction, The Wizarding World of Harry Potter, which opens this spring.

Get a PDF MAP HERE and then go to harrypotter3d.com for step-by-step instructions on how to bring the map to life.

WOW! 101 Episodes of LOST available on Hulu

Catch up now or re-watch some moldy oldies!

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From Paris With Love Looks Like the Biggest Piece of Merde!


No really- to get a true appreciation of how crappy this movie is watch the Red Band French trailer.


Wax On, Wax Off? Ugh... I just threw up a little bit in my mouth.

Soul // Indie Horror Videogame for Xbox 360


In Soul your goal is to bring the soul of a dead man to heaven throughout mazes that are going to test your dexterity and composure.
Are you good enough to avoid ending up in hell ?

Pretty creepy.

Thursday, January 28, 2010

Never Sleep Again Energy Drink


1,2 Freddy's comin' for you
The re-boot of Nightmare on Elm Street better not suck... but it probably will.

Daria Darko


Donnie Darko is such a trip. I wonder if the Blu-Ray version has anything cool on it...

Rainn Wilson's Avatar


No really, his avatar on Twitter is this picture.

Casino Royale

The photoshop is pretty bad but it made me smile.

Girls Only


A "Girls Only" toy? Really? Hell- if having kids means having your own little cleaning lady then I might just consider it.

2012


Did I already mention that the movie 2012 blew chunks? That's a reference to an earlier post as well. I'm smart like that.

Lost Has Too Many Questions // Will We Get Answers?



Next Week- my life can start being worth living again next Tuesday.

Wii Classic Controller Coming Soon

Want.

Monster Hunter: Tri drops April 6, and comes bundled with the Classic Controller Pro for $59.99. The Classic Controller Pro can also be purchased separately, for $19.99, in either black or white.

Wal-Mart is Evil But...

This is funny.


It's time for Daddy to make some funny.

New Hogwarts Castle Pic // Wizarding World of Harry Potter Ride

I WANT to Go! I've never been to Universal Studios but this is all the reason I need to plan a trip. I should probably get in line now though...


Hogwarts Castle in the Wizarding World of Harry Potter from Universal Studios Orlando.
Although still very much a work in progress, the magnificence of Hogwarts castle is beginning to take shape above Hogsmeade as work continues on The Wizarding World of Harry Potter. Hogwarts will be the home of a thrilling, new, state-of-the-art attraction – Harry Potter and the Forbidden Journey – that uses ground-breaking technology to bring the magic, characters and stories of Harry Potter to life in ways never before experienced. Set to open in Spring 2010 only at Universal Orlando Resort, The Wizarding World of Harry Potter will feature multiple themed attractions, shops and a restaurant.

Monday, January 25, 2010

Young Beatles

Ha! They are adorable. Wow, Ringo sure changed a lot.

Saturday, January 23, 2010

Jersey Shore Snooki Wookiee


Oh Schnickers, look what the cruel interwebs has done to you!

George and Laura Bush // NSFW!


You can't un-see it. It will haunt you. You are welcome.

Busted


Maybe he just lost his keys or somethin'

This is No Accident


The MellyButton was able to convince her father to turn from the dark side and buy a Mac. He LOVES it. He loves it so much so that he bought my mom a new Macbook this week because her shitty PC laptop was constantly freezing and doing the usual things that PCs do.
I strongly urge all readers to buy a Mac. I don't want to sound like sort some of elitist Apple freak- that's not what it is about at all. It's about buying a piece of technology that's just going to work and keep working for you. What any consumer should expect from their products- that you will buy something and it will do its job. If you have iPod or an iPhone and LOVE it- you will also love their computer products. OK, I will get off my soapbox... I just wanted to testify as to how much my life has changed in a great way now that I don't have to deal with the constant frustration of working with a PC.

Youth in Revolt Movie Review

Saw Youth in Revolt last night and it was pretty good. Well, the movie would have been so much better if I hadn't seen all the funny parts in the various commercials already. But I don't think of this movie as a comedy like 'Superbad' or 'The Hangover'; those movies blow this one out of the water in terms of comedy. This movie was good though because Michael Cera really got to expand his usual quirky awkwardness into quirky awkwardness with a French accent. He did it well though- I liked him as a badass. The dialogue was a little outlandish because there is no way 16 year old kids talk the way they did in the movie.





Overall, this movie is worth a viewing. Don't forget that Zach Galifianakis and Justin Long are in this movie and they both have great supporting roles.
We saw it as part of the $5 Club which I guess is the new $1 movies but with inflation. Jesse and I agree that the movie is a solid B or 4 Virgins Out of 5.
MellyButton Approved!

Friday, January 22, 2010

Fact

Dwight Shrute would smoke these.

Shit, these things have patented Smoke Scrubbers to reduce the poison while letting the flavor come through!

Higher Quality LOST Promo

Same thing as before but higher quality

NEW LOST Promo!! New Claire Footage!!



This is one of the only NEW screen caps from the latest Season 6 promo. Thanks to Corky for bringing it to my attention.

The Quotes in the Promo read: “Everything changes” and “Plant a good seed and you will joyfully gather fruit.” BOTH quotes are from an episode we have seen already when Karl was being brainwashed in ROOM 23.

OMG- this new promo has me peeing my pants with excitement.