This is a blog for my thoughts, ideas and opinions. Warning to all Readers: The bad humor and politically incorrect posts may cause irritability, sleeplessness or athlete's foot after prolonged use. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental.
Wednesday, January 26, 2011
Taco Bell's Beefy Goodness
The USDA only requires 40% meat content for something to be called 'Beef'- this is the truth. How are we OK with this?!
Friday, January 21, 2011
Thursday, January 20, 2011
Mark, is THIS your Chair?!
Yeah, I'm pretty sure this was your first chair in the Marketing Dept... until you broke it and busted your ass.
;-D
It's Nice to Have a Girl Around the House
Though she was a tiger lady, our hero didn't have to fire a shot to floor her. After one look at his Mr. Leggs slacks, she was ready to have him walk all over her. That noble styling sure soothes the savage heart! If you'd like your own doll to doll carpeting, hunt up a pair of these he-man Mr. Leggs slacks. Such as our new automatic wash wear blend of 65% "Dacron" and 35% rayon- incomparably wrinkle resistant. About 12.95 at plush carpeted stores.
Holy balls am I glad I was not alive in the 60's. If I was, I'd be the bra burning type. Believe that.
Sunday, January 16, 2011
Happy Anniversary Lisa
OK, seriously- who would EVER use the nickname Dick. Richard, Rich, Richie, Ricky, Rick...etc- but Dick.... Why?
Saturday, January 15, 2011
Thursday, January 13, 2011
For You Brandie!
Yeah, so Christmas was weeks ago. So what, who cares?! (if you read that as Fred Armisen doing Joy Behar, then you are in the right place)