Bring Bring


Does he have a spock ear too?!

Taco Bell's Beefy Goodness

The USDA only requires 40% meat content for something to be called 'Beef'- this is the truth. How are we OK with this?!


Friday, January 21, 2011

Mark, is THIS your Chair?!


Yeah, I'm pretty sure this was your first chair in the Marketing Dept... until you broke it and busted your ass.
;-D

Proof That Science Can Be Fun!


Jesse, does this count as Organic Chemistry?

It's Nice to Have a Girl Around the House


Though she was a tiger lady, our hero didn't have to fire a shot to floor her. After one look at his Mr. Leggs slacks, she was ready to have him walk all over her. That noble styling sure soothes the savage heart! If you'd like your own doll to doll carpeting, hunt up a pair of these he-man Mr. Leggs slacks. Such as our new automatic wash wear blend of 65% "Dacron" and 35% rayon- incomparably wrinkle resistant. About 12.95 at plush carpeted stores.

Holy balls am I glad I was not alive in the 60's. If I was, I'd be the bra burning type. Believe that.

Sunday, January 16, 2011

This Kid is Pooped


This is so gross. Reminds me of why I still don't have kids.

Happy Anniversary Lisa


OK, seriously- who would EVER use the nickname Dick. Richard, Rich, Richie, Ricky, Rick...etc- but Dick.... Why?

Sad

I verified this and it's true, for 2009. Really sad.


WTF is an "Asiatique"?!


Does the Upside down McDonald's M draw you in? No? Well, the Nike Swoosh oughta do it. WTF?
I need to see this movie.

Thursday, January 13, 2011

For You Brandie!

Yeah, so Christmas was weeks ago. So what, who cares?! (if you read that as Fred Armisen doing Joy Behar, then you are in the right place)

Teen Pregnancy Today

Facebook status update way more important.