Monday, February 28, 2011

I Hope They Have a Food Court

Click to Embiggen, but I've already said the punchline.

Who do I make the Tithe check payable to again?

Erin at the Mall

Erin, are you still doing this at on the escalators at the mall?

Hong Kong Skyline

Amazing.

Click to Embiggen and then click again for more detail. It's worth the click!

Lightning Strike // Close Call

LINK to the Full Story HERE

There's no denying the fact that most of us have pretended to be actors. Photographer Howard Schatz took this idea one step further, place actors in a series of roles and dramatic situations to reveal the essence of their characters.

Left: You're the office toady, having a dutiful laugh over your boss's latest racist joke—and all too aware that everyone else at work hates you. Center: You're a Miss Universe finalist in the nanosecond between being named fifth runner-up and remembering to flash your best I'm-so-happy smile. Right: You're the school doofus, blissfully unaware that your having just been named prom king is a cruel, Carrie-style stunt by your classmates.

Left: You're a child swallowing a spoonful of medicine that your mom promised would taste good, and now she's telling you that if it didn't taste awful it wouldn't work. Center: You're at a social dinner with your work colleagues and their spouses, desperately trying to signal your partner to stop talking so freely about your shared sex life. Right: You're a bunny-level skier who has decided to try a black-diamond slope, and now, with no idea how to stop, you're headed straight for a tree.

Left: You are a dedicated father who, with your wife, has just sat down to dinner with your 15-year-old daughter, who is defiantly announcing that she's pregnant. Center: You are a fashion designer on the morning of your big runway show, realizing that nothing in the collection is ready or fabulous. Right: You are a blustering, pompous member of the British Parliament, giving a speech that is being broadcast on the BBC, and you're thrilled at the sound of your own voice.

MORE PICS HERE

Who Wants to Visit Australia?

Click to Embiggen and see the horror closer.

According to a posting on the ABC Far North Queensland website this picture is of an Olive python and he's trying to pull a wallaby or a wallaroo from the water below.

The picture is said to have been taken by a hiker named Jody who said the python tried for about an hour to lift the animal from the pool but finally gave up.

This is Why People Hate Americans

Before & After Meth Mugshots

ROFLMAO

Putting Blinker on... Now

That looks like an Ohio plate from here.

Tom Hanks // Toddlers & Tiaras // Jimmy Kimmel Live

Did anyone else catch this after the Oscars last night?
I LOVE Tom Hanks!!

Sweet Success

Korea PWNS the Internet

OMG check out those download/upload speeds!! I just had Comcast out because I was getting like 6MB download and 28KBps Upload speeds... I am back to the ballpark of 20MBps but wow, I wish it were like this!

Great Way to Propose

Sponge-u Bob-u Japanese McDonald's Commercial

Japanese kids go ape shit over their Happy Meal toys!

Michael Jackson Dance Moves on the Jumbotron

The kid you want to see is at the 1:36 mark.
It makes me happy to think about how much Michael Jackson influenced dance and the way we think of dance.

Now I Really Want to see True Grit

I have no excuse now.

Sunday, February 27, 2011

Save PBS!!

Come on, cutting funding for PBS isn't going to balance the budget!!

Click pic to Embiggen.

On Saturday, February 19th, the House of Representatives voted 235-189 to pass a continuing resolution that eliminates funding for public broadcasting. So Washington DC-based artist Chris Bishop has put together this handy chart on why PBS is worth saving. Fight back - 170 Million Americans.