Really cool pics on the Denver Post's website. Really cool to see how America was just 70-80 years ago.
LINK to the DENVER POST Article
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Saturday, July 31, 2010
Friday, July 30, 2010
Star Wars Yoga
My fave is Downward Facing Wookiee... wait a sec, Wookiee is spelled wrong. I confirmed with my good friend and Star Wars geek Sean, that Wookiee ends with 2 e's.
Wednesday, July 28, 2010
Kevin Smith Pwns at Comic-Con
He can take it and dish it back. Pretty funny.
I think the only Kevin Smith movie I really like is Dogma- the others are just OK.
I think the only Kevin Smith movie I really like is Dogma- the others are just OK.
People of Wal-Mart
I hope this becomes a fad. I will stop going to Target and visit Wally World more often if so.
Wednesday, July 21, 2010
Saved by the Backpack
Craaaazaaay!
Sauvé par son Eastpak from thomas et benoit renaux on Vimeo.
I don't speak French, but I bet the kid is saying "Put down the fracking video camera and help me, sacre bleu formage!"
Sauvé par son Eastpak from thomas et benoit renaux on Vimeo.
I don't speak French, but I bet the kid is saying "Put down the fracking video camera and help me, sacre bleu formage!"
Thursday, July 15, 2010
Worst Wax Statues Ever
I didn't realize Drew Barrymore had been to prison. As this wax figure clearly captures.
OK, this one kinda looks like Tom Cruise. I mean, it is really creepy.
Jennifer Aniston looks way more Maniston in the wax figure.
I didn't realize Obama was also Cuban... or is that Puert-Obama?
There are mannequins at Sears that look more like Jim Carrey than this.
The only thing realistic about this Bill Clinton figure is the pussy in his face.
Julia Roberts after the sex-change. The wax figure is now known as Julian Roberts.
OK, Michael J. Fox does not look like a lesbian. So why does his wax figure look like the 3rd baseman for a women's softball team?
Holy Hell! If Sandra Bullock ever sees this horrible wax figure she would spiral into a serious depression. That is just hideous.
Wednesday, July 14, 2010
Bloody Mary Tudor Advertisements Too Scary for the Public
An animated advertisement for the London Dungeon's Bloody Mary Tudor exhibition has been pulled from London's subway system (aka the Tube).
The London Dungeon ad had been appearing on digital displays at London tube stations with a regal portrait of Queen Mary quickly transforming into a terrifying ghoulish image.
But after a series of complaints, bosses from ASA have ruled the Bloody Mary Tudor exhibition ads should be pulled -- because they are too scary for the public.
What do you think? I think it's pretty awesome.
A spokesperson for The London Dungeon said: “We’re in the business of scaring with a historical twist and we pride ourselves on advertising that is provocative and edgy”
"However we are amazed by the ASA’s decision. Indeed, we worked closely with all the necessary bodies to ensure our Bloody Mary advertising met all the required criteria.
"Undoubtedly the sight of a regal monarch morphing into a monstrous figure is an arresting one and was intended to grab attention. However, we are totally confounded by this decision."
The London Dungeon ad had been appearing on digital displays at London tube stations with a regal portrait of Queen Mary quickly transforming into a terrifying ghoulish image.
But after a series of complaints, bosses from ASA have ruled the Bloody Mary Tudor exhibition ads should be pulled -- because they are too scary for the public.
What do you think? I think it's pretty awesome.
A spokesperson for The London Dungeon said: “We’re in the business of scaring with a historical twist and we pride ourselves on advertising that is provocative and edgy”
"However we are amazed by the ASA’s decision. Indeed, we worked closely with all the necessary bodies to ensure our Bloody Mary advertising met all the required criteria.
"Undoubtedly the sight of a regal monarch morphing into a monstrous figure is an arresting one and was intended to grab attention. However, we are totally confounded by this decision."
iPhone vs HTC // The iPhone Pwned Edition
Hilarious. Hope you guys saw the other video I posted as well. Oh and BTW, the guy who made these videos (Brian Maupin) is now being approached by Paramount Pictures movie studio. So, all my readers need to get off their collective lazy asses and make something and become famous. Just remember your dear 'ol friend Melly Button when you do.
Hey Molly, this is the other side of the coin!
Hey Molly, this is the other side of the coin!
Star Wars Subway Improv // Improv Everywhere
Improv troupe 'Improv Everywhere' re-creates a scene from Star Wars IV on NY City subway.
Monday, July 12, 2010
Yoda TOMTOM Voice Nav // Making of Video
In related news, I bought a TomTom today because I am so tired of my piece o' crap Garmin. The TomTom comes with Lifetime Map updates and Lifetime Traffic included in the price. For $129.99 it is way better than buying a damn map update for the Garmin for $90.
Operation: Endgame // Red Band Trailer
Why does this straight-to-DVD (probably) movie look better than 90% of the shit released this summer?
Mel Gibson, Will He Ever Act Again?
Have y'all heard the tapes? He is a pretty big A-hole... not just for Passion of the Christ but for other assholish reasons as well.
Friday, July 9, 2010
Missy the Missing Cat
Another great one from Molly!
Click the link to read an excellent e-mail exchange between a graphic designer and a co-worker with a missing cat who would like the graphic designer to make posters for her. Really, this one is really funny.
LINK
Click the link to read an excellent e-mail exchange between a graphic designer and a co-worker with a missing cat who would like the graphic designer to make posters for her. Really, this one is really funny.
LINK
Thursday, July 8, 2010
He has Spirit, How 'bout you?!
Watch at least twice. Instant Classic. I expect to see T-shirts of this guy soon, seriously.